SCREAMS BECAUSE MY LITTLE BROTHER SAID “JERK” AND I LITERALLY OPENED MY MOUTH TO SAY BITCH AHAJDLGKDIAKFJSLG
“Cas, what are you doing?!”
“I kissed you. So that person wouldn’t be a liar. Lying is bad. So I helped.”
“You can’t jus’ kiss people! Kissin’s for grown ups that like each other lots!”
“When I’m a grown up, I’ll still like you lots.”

Spoilers for the last scene of Season Three:
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INTERIOR, church, decorated for a small wedding ceremony.
Priest: Do you, John Hamish Watson, take this woman, Mary Morstan, to be your lawfully-wedded wife?
John: I d-
Doors bang open at the back. Everyone gasps and turns to see what is happening.
Sherlock: John! Please wait! There is something you must know!
John: Sherlock, what the-
ROLL END CREDITS AND THEME MUSIC
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